Ok so the other day my sister was really pissing me off by taking my phone and taking the piss out of me, I got my phone off her and she started calling me a fat bitch, so I said “if you keep on calling me names I’m going to tip your drink all over the carpet and say you did it” she just laughed and said “you haven’t got the guts”. My mums really likes thinks clean, like a person with OCD, she goes mad if you get something on the carpet. So she kept calling me a fucking wimp so I picked the drink up than poured it all over the carpet. (it was cola) my sisters face dropped, she was in absolute shock. She got up and got a cloth and cleaned the carpet still in absolute shock. About 30 minutes later my mum comes down from up stairs and sees the carpet and her face was PURE ANGER, my sister didnt say anything she just sat there in shock were my mums shouting at her. Best freaking feeling ever.
I’m the kind of girl that would eat Doritos on her wedding day and accidently wipe her hands on her dress.
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